Wibbly-wobbly, Timey-wimey

Time travel. (For each suspended card you own and each permanent you control with a time counter on it, you may add or remove a time counter.)
Draw a card.

"People assume time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff."